chill, dan

 

1drealscenarios:

♡ zayn sees you in the crowd, he gets security to grab your number for him. your mind is racing ‘is this really happening? is zayn malik really interested in me?’ minutes later you get a new text — ‘i saw you in the crowd, ya, and i felt like you might know where to get some coke around here? aha :) x’. ♡

follow for more real scenarios

 

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

 

(Source: fallontonight)

 

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

(Source: pinefarts)

 

(Source: s-h-i-k-a-d-o-w)

 

(Source: seiz0n)

 

thumbcramps:

i cant believe i just got memed on by the naruto fandom in the year 2014

 

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia)

 

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL